sryyy idk what the first one is :’(
:c - ok my wifi died like an hour ago and i cant connect back no matter how hard i try ughhhh istg if its a problem with the servers ill break their necks. god bless mobile data
* - a secret? hmm.. i secretly legit wish for a godzilla dildo. like, no joke. lmao
put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.
put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.
Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.
Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.
Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
But imagine that two people are on a date and it’s all going well until the waiter walks up and one of the people on the date’s heart starts glowing along with the waiter’s and they awkwardly look back and forth for a while
dwayne johnson, paper, scissors